Best E-mails of the Week January 22, 2006

 

 

 

 

 

Quite a bit this week. Thanks for sending it all to me!

 

The last two videos are pretty funny.

 

 

 

 

Subject:  Brain teaser/test
 
 Can you find the man within 3 seconds?
According to medical experiments:

If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is

more developed than normal people.

 If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is
developed normally.  If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes,

your right brain is  slow  in reacting, you should eat more meat

protein.  If you can find the  Man's  Head in 3 minutes or more, your

right brain is a disaster . . . . .  extremely slow in reacting.

 AND YES -THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi everybody
 
 
we are fine here...  NO  snow at all on the ground and temps have been well above freezing
My friend sent this link http://www.flashearth.com
it lets you zoom in on any place on earth...
remote areas are not as well defined as metro areas...
and depending on the speed of your machine some  zooms might take a while..
I found our house... i found Lou and Dads house,,,I think the pictures are  before Joannes
house was built... or maybe just as the excavation was starting..
 check it out...
jim

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This site is another of the spoofs on President Bush:

 

 

http://www.jibjab.com/swf/JibJab_205YearEnd.swf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More can construction (can struction) as featured last week:

 

Careful, the back button might not work.

 

See this and then log onto Best Emails again.

 

 

 

http://www.canstruction.org

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLEASE KEEP HER GOING  

 

 

This woman is walking the World for Breast Cancer. Please pass her on so that she can reach her

 

 destination. 

 

Say a prayer for all those who are affected by this terrible disease 

 

She's walking around the world - via e-mail!!  Pass it on so she can get there!

 

 ( Please hit your forward button, so the  woman stays animated.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Religious site sort of

 

 

Double click on the 4 Candles link below... it is truly awesome!

 

.........Wait for the first 3 candles to go out then watch the 4th candle...
 

 

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2529/4candles.swf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The NY Post shows no merci on France!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No it's not the DOW but close  -  It 's the Japanese Nikkei this week from the NYTimes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Research done by the AARP Legal Department)
 
 Q.  What does HMO stand for?
 
 A.  This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of

 the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was

 poked hard enough in the eye.

 
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  Q.  I just joined an HMO.  How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
 
 A.  Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents.  Your insurer will provide you with a book listing

 all the doctors in the plan .  The doctors basically fall into two categories--those who are no longer

 accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan.  But don't

 worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's

 drive away and a diploma from a third world country.


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 Q.  Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
 
 A.  No.  Only those you need.


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 Q.  Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
 
 A.  Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment

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 Q What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
 
 A.  You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.

 
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 Q.  My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand.  I tried the generic

 medication, but it gave me a stomach ache.  What should I do?

 A.  Poke yourself in the eye.

 
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 Q.  What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
 
A.  You really shouldn't do that.


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 Q.  I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem.  Can a general

 practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his/her office?
 
 A.  Hard to say, but considering that all your risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving it a

 shot

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Q.  Will health care be different in the next century?

 
 
 A.  No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
 








 

 

Thanks Bob for these pictures from St. Moritz:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leo, Bob and Alix.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 From the Jay Leno Tonight Show:

 

 

This is really funny!  Turn on the sound.

 

 
http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video_id=vEWLwz6JRNE&l=357&s=B4BC767524043
 

 

 

 

 

 

At a party Friday night, a friend told me he just saw a great

 

email about a talking deer.

 

When I returned at night, Sal had emailed me the same thing.

 

You just won't let anyone else email faster or better than you, will you Sal?

 

Thanx!  :)

 

 

 

5meg video activated by your mouse

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pete    

 

 

  

 

Performance artist Peter Panic entertained a crowd near Faneuil Hall Marketplace during yesterday’s balmy 60-degree weather. Cold temperatures were expected to return today, and snow was forecast for tomorrow. (Globe Staff Photo / Dina Rudick)

 

Hey - He stole my name!

All the workers call me Peter Panicky.   (Since 1996)

And I tell them yes I panic to get the work done right and quickly.

 

But remember Peter Panicky pays!

 

                         

 

 

 

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