April 22, 2012
Tom, Extremely cool! I didn't take this picture below, but I remember when you and I went to Cape Canaveral in the 70's, after I had helped design the reinforcing steel floor for the Orbiter Processing Facility, which I see has still not cracked!
Where's that pre digital image of you and me and the
Tom, I think I have seen you make stuff of this caliper:
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very punny, very punny !!!
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We have a new addition (colt) at the horse farm I live on. Mom is a Doc Bar Quarter/Cutting Horse and Dad is a Tennessee Walker. The dad's name is Storm. My landlady let me name the colt Desert Storm. The colt has beautiful white socks.
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