Best E-mails of the Week 12/28/03
|Happy Holidays everybody!|
I think the new Peter Pan Movie captures the essence of free flight.
Cool isn't it?
and the web site reminds me of the old King's Quest computer game.
Humorous guidelines for writing good English have been expressed in paradoxical form. Below is a list of ten rules compiled by Harold Evans, editor of London's Sunday Times:
Don't use no double negatives.
Make each pronoun agree with their antecedent.
When dangling, watch your participles.
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
About those sentence fragments.
Try to not ever split infinitives.
It is important to use apostrophe's correctly.
Always read what you have written to see you any words out.
Correct spelling is esential.
Here's someone who looks at the positive side of life.
Since I go on the Anti Atkins Diet this time every year, starting with Mom and Dad's seven fish Christmas Eve dinner, I might be wearing this tee shirt by January. Actually, one of my Christmas presents to Mary is the book How to Eat for your Type It discusses blood types and recommended diets. Of course processed sugars are a no no.
Here are sound bytes for those Bud Light commercials:
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